February 2012
130 posts
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
One Direction - More Than This (acapella)...
on twitter:
zayn: let's tweet something short and sweet and to the point
harry: i should probably clear up that pussy incident but then delete it because management is a dick face
louis: i'm gonna be a complete badass and say words that nickelodeon would never approve of
niall: how about i go for the tumblr way of life and say words like 'oh my jesus christ' i'm sure the girls would approve
liam: let me just take the next fifty tweets to thank the fans because they're so amazing and i'm gonna get all emotional and tell them to never leave us because we need them.
xyouonlylovetoseemebreaking:
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If Zayn and Josh Hutcherson had a child it would...
thehoranator:
it would be like a god or something
